Me: I have an appointment in the morning and won't have a car for it so I guess I'll install lyft now so I have it ready to go tomorrow
Lyft: hahaha nope we made the only android app in existence that actually refuses to work without google services, instead of just comically showing "this won't work" warnings and then continuing to work just fine like most android apps
Me: okay fine I'll use your website
Lyft: hahaha nope we deleted our website and only support the app now
Me: ... you know what, I haven't gone for a bike ride in a while
And that's how Silicon Valley did its part to save the environment!
