loiathal, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith I need to see the throne

wanderinggeek, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith “lovely!” She says. Next panel flashback to earlier that day. “Madam President (to the woman) -what will we do?” Background: the weiner dog balloon art supply company is tragically ablaze.

mambocab, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith honestly it's pretty good as-is

smithmatt, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith They expired 6 months ago

arensb, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Could there/should there be a reference to the Biblical story of David collecting hundreds of foreskins to impress his future father-in-law?

DrWenn, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Just a picture of them inflating the condoms and then smacking each other over the head with them.

allo, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith With a graph joke.

Smingleigh, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith as the number of condoms involved increases, birth control effectiveness trends towards 100% effective.

VoiceofDuum, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith

Must learn to speak all the time as Man (epic):

I shall have the MEDIUM FRIES

cdutson, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith oh or, him having them does not mean that he wants to use them for sex

HighlandLawyer, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Turns out they're all unlubricated single use monocles.

cdutson, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith none of them fit?

Smingleigh, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith She's weirded out and leaves. Condoms have prevented another unintended pregnancy.

jcutting, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith
Latex allergy?

WeaponizedFun, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Man wears them all at once?

BoydStephenSmithJr, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Woman: (disgusted) Do you have an UNUSED condom?

ProfGulpo, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith it's sad how a man can wall himself in in search of protection.

filiph, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith
6
(close up at woman's 😬 face)

ethanwhite, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith It turns out all of the condoms are actually single use unlubricated monocles.

Abstruse, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith You just want to draw Condom Castle, don't you?

masukomi, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith

woman pulls back, scared look on her face...."um, I just remembered I don't kiss on the first date. gotta-go-bye!"

peterdrake, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Woman: Do you have an unused condom?

Wetstew, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith hard cut to him, disgruntled, in a hospital holding a newborn at arms length.

dancer_storm, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith maybe he is that guy who bought the patent for HIV medication

Ambraven, 7 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith

6. Woman decapitate man

7. Now I rule the condom throne !