QasimRashid,
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In lighter news…today at the Rashid house

Me: I'm glad you're working hard kiddo. It'll pay off in the long-term

14 year old: Thanks Abbu, I hope when I'm 30 and middle aged, I can look back and—

Me: WHAT...did you just say?😳

14 year old: When I'm 30 and middle aged, I hope—

Me: Go to your room. You're grounded forever.😐

14: What?? What did I do???

Me: You'll find out when you're middle aged.

RockerDoc,
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@QasimRashid Doctor Ricardo says, plan ahead:

✔️ 65 - 85 = middle age
✔️ 85 up = old age

grumpybozo,
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@QasimRashid @lisamelton I cannot approve of this parenting style, yet I cannot shake the fact that the little twerp earned it.

nitin,
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@QasimRashid Reduce the 14 year old’s sentence.

Mine calls us “old people”

markdevries,
@markdevries@mstdn.social avatar

@QasimRashid Boomer. 🤣

erik,

@QasimRashid @lisamelton I guess that’s better than when I was 10 and thought 30 was old :-)

maj7152,

@QasimRashid But that probably will be middle aged for him. Will anyone in the human race who's 14 or 15 now live past 60?

Wikisteff,
@Wikisteff@mastodon.social avatar

@QasimRashid Harsh, Qasim, but fair.

Xergg,

@QasimRashid I used to do that to my dad on purpose. He found it funny. I sometimes wonder if that's why I'm so adept and chirping.

Rakielxx71,

@QasimRashid

Hahahaha. That’s okay. Wait until your grandkids ask you if you were in WWI.

Meznor,
@Meznor@mstdn.social avatar

@QasimRashid 😆 maybe try having them multiply 30*2 and reconsider what they think "middle aged" is ...

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