alexshendi, 11 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

"I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!"

(Charles Lutwidge Dodgson)

A very clear reference to Sam Pepper and how young boys enjoy him & stories about him.

e_urq, 11 months ago

@lowqualityfacts dreams of a better world

clolsonus, 11 months ago

@lowqualityfacts I get credit for this joke if anyone things its funny ... but if Harry Potter ever opened up a Science and Sourcery themed restaurant, he would call it the "Harry Platter".

thomasjwebb, 11 months ago

@lowqualityfacts they took Sammy Pepper from us

VCWillow, 11 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Sammy pepper and the dungeon of misandry. With a follow up novel of Sammy Pepper and the prisoner of obsessions with other people's genitals.

elisshadoe, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts fortunately jk rowling came to her senses after a drunken stupor and realized the name would be a pain in the medula oblangata

uhro, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts Would’ve Terfy Terfer.

Oddel, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts
No, Party Hotter !!

wauz, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts
Sammy sued Rowling successfully for invasion of personal privacy.
Ninehundredandthirtythree pleads of Harry Potter got dismissed.

energiepirat, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts Why not Sally Pepper?

tychosoft, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts Hogwartz was also originally going to be Sammy Pepper's lonely wizards club band.

stumblewyk, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts He was also, strangely, going to canonically be actor Barry Pepper's son.

JamesDRyan, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts We’re Sammy Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band; we hope you enjoy the book…

coleens_, 1 year ago

@lowqualityfacts fuck yeah