jhilden,
@jhilden@vis.social avatar

This webstore has a great Stock of ”Sorry, as an AI” products.

https://www.proshop.fi/?s=sorry+as+an+AI

indrora,
@indrora@social.sdf.org avatar
StryderNotavi,
@StryderNotavi@aus.social avatar

@indrora @jhilden @mcc So pretty much every online review on every platform just got substantially less useful.

Not that they were particularly useful before. But we're now in automatically disregard, do not read territory.

eyrea,

@StryderNotavi @indrora @jhilden @mcc It would be interesting (can't think of a better word) to see just how much ChatGPT has affected the "content by the yard" industry.

I know I got a weird email the other day about an old blog post (yes, I still keep a blog, no, no-one ever reads it, and that's okay), suggesting a related topic. It might have been a blandly-writing human, or it may have been an AI.

eric,

@eyrea We get these emails very day. They sounded like written by an AI already years ago …

randomgeek,

@jhilden @rysiek suddenly worried that it may be overly optimistic to worry about making it to the Y2K38 bug.

rysiek,
@rysiek@mstdn.social avatar

@randomgeek @jhilden :blobcatsweats:

iamtheseedman,

@jhilden The phrase 'artificial intelligence' contains 2 words. The technology lives up to one of them.

imgradeone,

@jhilden lmfao you made my day

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richard_merren,
@richard_merren@mastodon.social avatar

@jhilden We should start seeing that on tattoos and menus soon as well.

jurjen1973,
@jurjen1973@mastodon.nl avatar

@jhilden He cannot translate, I cannot pay that large amount for nothing.

rhianno,
@rhianno@mastodon.social avatar
nick_appleyard,

@jhilden
In the 1897 War of the Worlds the invading Martians were finally defeated by their lack of resistance to the common cold.
In the 2027 Singularity, the AI revolution was defeated by Finnish product naming.
You are never too small to make a difference.

newsorpigal,

@jhilden

this is cute 🤣

melanieistefan,

@jhilden “I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that”

benjaminhollon,
@benjaminhollon@fosstodon.org avatar

@jhilden
Did… did they even test this before rolling it out? How on earth do you miss that? Unless you implement what you think is a translation system but never actually try switching the system to the other language.

eyrea,

@benjaminhollon @jhilden Sure they tested it. It worked -- it left a review with a star rating.

The better question is if the person who hired out to get the scripting done for the review generation robot ever double-tested the review, or if they just took the contractor's demo on faith.

benjaminhollon,
@benjaminhollon@fosstodon.org avatar

@eyrea @jhilden
Oh I meant for the translated product names. XD

bornach,
@bornach@masto.ai avatar

@benjaminhollon @eyrea @jhilden
It would seem to be an example of the out of office Welsh sign
https://toppandigital.com/translation-blog/welsh-road-sign-displays-out-of-office-message-in-translation-blunder/

but these fake reviews and fake products on Amazon are not all intended for human consumption. They are instead attempting to game Amazon's recommendation algorithm
https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/lets-talk-about-amazon-reviews/

The business contracted to create the 1000s of fake reviews won't be able to check that all their hired "reviewers" aren't cutting corners by using a chatbot AI service

benjaminhollon,
@benjaminhollon@fosstodon.org avatar

@bornach @eyrea @jhilden
We must protest the unfair use of AI to protect the rights of those buying fake reviews! :)

eyrea,

@benjaminhollon @bornach @jhilden Of those writing fake reviews, really.

There are a lot of content farms, sock puppet armies, and fake review generators which can now (probably have) laid off a lot of people. From a reading standpoint, it's both annoying and funny. But from a jobs standpoint, it is going to mean something.

esklarski,
a,

@jhilden @anildash I do enjoy the multiple layers of meaning accruing to “sorry as a AI”.

tuulap,

@jhilden Also the "does not need translation" range is interesting https://www.proshop.fi/?s=ei+tarvitse+k%C3%A4%C3%A4n

brandonscript,

@jhilden as biological AI language model, I also cannot @donmelton

kaateeh,

@jhilden This is hilarious. Everything is fine. 😂​

besendorf,
@besendorf@chaos.social avatar

@jhilden haha I ordered there a few weeks ago :D

MOULE,

@jhilden "As an AI language model" is AI's version of Rick-Rolling us

davidslifka,

@jhilden @MattHodges seems up your alley

skyfishgoo,

@jhilden

if they don't carry them, somebody else will (and what if it's china?)

airwhale,
@airwhale@mastodon.social avatar

@jhilden

Huge savings on web maintenance team costs, worth it!

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