Edent,
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losttourist,
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@Edent I've no idea how accurate that is about Japan, but I think we can all agree that they've nailed it completely when it comes to us Brits.

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  • Edent,
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    @grb090423 @losttourist
    About which bit?
    Nova Scotia? Darien? Y Wladfa?

    Or are you saying they hate cats and write terrible poetry?

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  • Edent,
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    z303,
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    @Edent Agoraphobic maritime murder cats is my new band/superhero team name

    Floppy,
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    @z303 @Edent sadly this word combo breaks the TMNT logo generator I was trying.

    axnxcamr,
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    @Floppy @z303 @Edent

    "Agoraphobic" is the fear of crowds... what's the phobia for "large, open space"? Maybe that word would work?

    z303,
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    @axnxcamr @Floppy @Edent In my defense. I just saw a comment and thought it was amusing. I didn't give it that thought https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/17t0sd6/comment/k8wjw6y/

    axnxcamr,
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    @z303 @Floppy @Edent

    I wasn't attacking you, fear not! I found the comment funny and I was kind of sad the TMNT logo generator wouldn't work, so I offered a workaround! 😉

    z303,
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    @axnxcamr @Floppy @Edent Don't worry. I didn't feel attacked. I'm also gutted the logo generator didn't work 😄

    Floppy,
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    @z303 @axnxcamr @Edent I found a better one!

    MikeStok,

    @Edent @cstross That brought to mind a 1992 writing by Alan Macfarlane that I read years ago “Some thoughts on Japan and England after reading Ishiguro’s novel, Remains of the Day”. It draws some parallels between Japan and England.

    https://alanmacfarlane.com/TEXTS/ISHIGURO.pdf

    ravenonthill,
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    @Edent and, I guess, the Koreans are like the French.

    chemoelectric,
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    @Edent They eat differently, however. This is how you can tell them apart.

    danjac,
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    @Edent Church of England is just Shintoism with bake sales

    cstross,
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    @Edent

    Random alternate history idea: the Dogger Bank incident escallates into a full-on shooting war between the Russian Baltic Fleet and the Royal Navy. Russia loses (hard)—that much is obvious.

    Less obvious: the voyage of the damned never happens so the difficulty of coaling a fleet on the high seas isn't highlighted so the RN doesn't go bullish on Persian and ME oil circa 1906-18. (Also, WW1 is very different.)

    Biggest difference: 20th century oil politics as we know it Doesn't Happen.

    MeiLin,
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    @cstross @Edent
    Fun.

    I think that a Dogger Bank War would keep the Brits out of the Entante. Might even pull the French into the war, thanks to the alliance system.

    And while they are distracted, the Austro-Hungarian Empire sees it's chance in the Balkans, which will a reluctant German Empire into the mess as well.

    cstross,
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    @MeiLin @Edent Conceivably there'd be a different Russian revolution (not even an overthrow of Tsardom, if Nicholas II abdicated in favour of Michael, who reformed his way into a constitutional monarchy), no deep split between the European social democrat parties on national lines, no fascism if Italy doesn't get suckered into a Europe-wide war), and eventually Emperor Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary follows through and reforms the A-H empire into a federation.

    That 1920 is unimaginably different.

    Studio_Gal,
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    @Edent the OP lost me at the incorrect apostrophe on "natures"

    Edent,
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    @Studio_Gal Im sure theyll be devastated.

    Studio_Gal,
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    @Edent more's the pity that they won't

    ahltorp,
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    @Edent The Japanese successfully invading something outside the Japanese islands only happened after the Britishification/Americanisation in the 19th century. So it’s mainly the Japanese upper class wanting to emulate the British Empire.

    They really tried before that, though.

    cstross,
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    @ahltorp @Edent TBF, the Japanese got taught how to do a 19th century imperialism by the Russian Empire in 1905/06. (And the Russians, for their part, learned that picking Japan as the target for a "short, victorious war" for domestic political purposes was a REALLY stupid self-own. (And that's the war that taught the Royal Navy that Oil Is The Future, and gave us the subsequent century-long clusterfuck in the Middle East: the gift that keeps on giving!))

    sheislaurence,
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    @Edent not "borderline alcoholic", just alcoholic.

    hedders,
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    @Edent Anyone who thinks the British are polite hasn't spent any time here.

    Edent,
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    @hedders you'll notice it says "act polite".

    xs4me2,
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    @Edent

    Something to think about…

    UnconventionalEmma,
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    @Edent I'm a dog person

    Edent,
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    @UnconventionalEmma please hand in your passport at the nearest office.

    Lassielmr,
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    @Edent that sounds like the English, not British

    Edent,
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    @Lassielmr yes, because famously the Scottish were never a part of the East India Company. And the Welsh hate cats. And there certainly aren't any class divisions in NI...

    18+ NakedGardener,

    @Edent That reflects just one part of the labyrinthine class system..the rest of us hate that upper class twaddle

    18+ Edent,
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    @NakedGardener so what you're saying is that the middle and lower classes have a strong out-group identity?

    And if people from the upper-classes don't conform to the rituals associated with the other classes, they're immediately shunned?

    18+ NakedGardener,

    @Edent Nope

    I'm saying the elite are right bastards..and the rest of the world assume I am to because if.

    The English working classes never invaded another country, we never slaughtered wildlife for the fun of it, We never had slaves or exploited anyone... We were used as canon fodder for their stupid wars and imperialism

    Have you ever thought why we had so few black slave in Brittan? the bastards didnt need them they exploited the white working man and woman instead

    18+ Edent,
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    @NakedGardener your knowledge of history could do with a little work.

    I'm not sure how you reconcile saying that the working classes never invaded anywhere while saying they were also cannon fodder for imperialism.

    As for wildlife slaughter - what do you think cockfighting and badger baiting were?

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