gruber,
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This headline is hilarious because the last three words refute the entire premise:

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/06/meta-beats-apple-to-the-mixed-reality-punch-with-499-quest-3-coming-this-fall/

snazzyq,
@snazzyq@mas.to avatar

@gruber That, and “$499.” That’s like saying Toyota beats Porsche to market with a new sedan.

nor,
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gruber,
@gruber@mastodon.social avatar

@nor @snazzyq That's a good ad!

BorisVolkov11,

@gruber After the Keynote, I looked at this Meta ad. The Quest 3 looks 8 years behind already.

Lenora256,

@gruber The Apple headset hasn’t even been announced. Weird to call out a headline like this one and not the ones that act like the headset will fly off the shelves and be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

undergroundbeef,

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  • gruber,
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    rvcx,
    @rvcx@mastodon.social avatar

    @gruber Did Elon beat everyone to the punch on fully autonomous cars? He is WAY ahead of his competitors in terms of announcements.

    Can I in turn beat him to the punch on space exploration by announcing that my descendants will be leaving the solar system?

    twasink,
    @twasink@aus.social avatar

    @gruber Meta: “I reject your Reality and offer up my own”

    counternotions,
    @counternotions@mastodon.social avatar

    @gruber The Trumpian pedant at Ars would disagree: Apple will surely not introduce a $499 product called "Quest 3" this fall, or even later.

    MattD,

    @gruber off 😂

    Codhisattva,
    @Codhisattva@mastodon.social avatar

    @gruber PR never gets a break

    samuel_wade,

    @gruber Disappointed in Ars. If I wanted to read rubbish like that, I'd go … everywhere else.

    atacrawl,

    @gruber The best comment: “I'm not sure beating someone to the punch is the right metaphor, here. It's more like announcing that you're going to punch someone in a few months, in anticipation of them punching you next week.”

    gruber,
    @gruber@mastodon.social avatar

    @atacrawl Perfect.

    garyrogers,

    @gruber I am enjoying the ‘report clickbait’ feature in Artifact.

    paulpaulone,

    @gruber And the second sentence also means the real meta announcement will be later (sept 27 is not next week) even if apple is released after the fall. No punches beaten (and apple doesn’t care anyway).

    Arcticulate,
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    @gruber So, uh … did the journalists forget about Microsoft’s consumer-grade MR (Mixed Reality) devices, let alone the fact that Oculus has made VR devices for an eternity, HTC Vive, Microsoft Hololens for the Enterprise market, Google Glass. I mean, as you know already of course, Apple is often not first — they innovate their way to win first place within a category. Example: Cellular-equipped PDAs had been around for years before the first iPhone and iPod was late to the stage.

    darryl_ramm,
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    @gruber I await the renaming of "Meta" to "Lost".

    tomwinzig,
    @tomwinzig@mastodon.social avatar

    @gruber Doesn't that depend on when Apple ships? https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/110474873019627848

    gruber,
    @gruber@mastodon.social avatar

    @tomwinzig I simply wouldn't say that anyone has beaten anyone else to any punch yet.

    tomwinzig,
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    @gruber Definitely

    freediverx,
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    @gruber
    Favorite comment…

    freediverx,
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    @gruber
    Is it just me or has the writing at arstechnica been on the decline lately?

    jimluther,
    @jimluther@techhub.social avatar

    @gruber I wonder if “The Osborne effect” will kick in.

    gruber,
    @gruber@mastodon.social avatar

    @jimluther Ben Thompson and I even referenced the Osbourne Effect on this morning's episode of our Dithering podcast.

    jimluther,
    @jimluther@techhub.social avatar

    @gruber I briefly worked for a computer store that sold Osborne (among other things) and saw the effect in action.

    jamesoloughlin,

    @gruber haven’t read it in full but one thing to keep in mind is both won’t ship until the end of the year (Quest 3 confirmed for around October, the other rumored for late Q4-ish).

    caspercdn,
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    @gruber
    just wait until they see the price…

    dcrooks,
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    @gruber For me it’s s/hilarious/tiring/g : who knows, truly, how either will hit the market now, in 6 months, a year.

    danciruli,
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    @gruber Headlines are broken. They do not function to accurately describe an article; their primary function today is to inspire people to click regardless of what the article says.

    bgeerdes,

    @gruber So ya saying the Apple headset will be out before this fall? ;)

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