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Christmas liveblog

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Deck The Halls starring Matthew Broderick is on. My uncle is listening to Steve Crowder on his phone. No headphones.

Luckily I brought mine.

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My uncle is explaining the entire plot, as every beat occurs, to my grandfather.

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Kitchen has poor ventilation so cooking uncle needs to leave the backdoor open to cool off.

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For as long as I can remember, every Sunday dinner has featured a discussion about which extended-extended family member died recently. Today, like all Christmas Eve dinners, is no exception.

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Sports uncle has arrived.

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"Now that sports betting is legal, the NFL is making the referees make calls that favor the House. They just gotta make a phone call."

I knew we were gonna enter conspiracy theory hour soon, but I didn't expect this to be the topic.

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Calling it now that alt right uncle will say it's the governors fault for legalizing sports gambling.

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These uncles btw, they absolutely were into sports betting prior to it's legalization.

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The pasta is ready.

God is good.

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We are now negotiating with the hand-biting dog to go back out on the unheated porch while we eat.

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Aunt skipped the ill-fated last-minute Christmas party invitation to make sure she didn't catch covid and bring it back to us. Bless you auntie.

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Uncle has changed the channel to Bad Santa 2. The volume is now at 43. Jesus give me strength.

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Christmas Vacation is on now. Peace on Earth and cheer amongst men.

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Another Christmas in the trenches.

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And now we all got covid for Christmas. God is in fact not good. Also feeling like this is the last time I'm doing Christmas like this.

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