HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Christmas liveblog 1/never
Christmas liveblog
1/never
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Deck The Halls starring Matthew Broderick is on. My uncle is listening to Steve Crowder on his phone. No headphones. Luckily I brought mine.
Deck The Halls starring Matthew Broderick is on. My uncle is listening to Steve Crowder on his phone. No headphones.
Luckily I brought mine.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago My uncle is explaining the entire plot, as every beat occurs, to my grandfather.
My uncle is explaining the entire plot, as every beat occurs, to my grandfather.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Kitchen has poor ventilation so cooking uncle needs to leave the backdoor open to cool off.
Kitchen has poor ventilation so cooking uncle needs to leave the backdoor open to cool off.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago For as long as I can remember, every Sunday dinner has featured a discussion about which extended-extended family member died recently. Today, like all Christmas Eve dinners, is no exception.
For as long as I can remember, every Sunday dinner has featured a discussion about which extended-extended family member died recently. Today, like all Christmas Eve dinners, is no exception.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Sports uncle has arrived.
Sports uncle has arrived.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago "Now that sports betting is legal, the NFL is making the referees make calls that favor the House. They just gotta make a phone call." I knew we were gonna enter conspiracy theory hour soon, but I didn't expect this to be the topic.
"Now that sports betting is legal, the NFL is making the referees make calls that favor the House. They just gotta make a phone call."
I knew we were gonna enter conspiracy theory hour soon, but I didn't expect this to be the topic.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Calling it now that alt right uncle will say it's the governors fault for legalizing sports gambling.
Calling it now that alt right uncle will say it's the governors fault for legalizing sports gambling.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago These uncles btw, they absolutely were into sports betting prior to it's legalization.
These uncles btw, they absolutely were into sports betting prior to it's legalization.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago The pasta is ready. God is good.
The pasta is ready.
God is good.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago We are now negotiating with the hand-biting dog to go back out on the unheated porch while we eat.
We are now negotiating with the hand-biting dog to go back out on the unheated porch while we eat.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Aunt skipped the ill-fated last-minute Christmas party invitation to make sure she didn't catch covid and bring it back to us. Bless you auntie.
Aunt skipped the ill-fated last-minute Christmas party invitation to make sure she didn't catch covid and bring it back to us. Bless you auntie.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Uncle has changed the channel to Bad Santa 2. The volume is now at 43. Jesus give me strength.
Uncle has changed the channel to Bad Santa 2. The volume is now at 43. Jesus give me strength.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Christmas Vacation is on now. Peace on Earth and cheer amongst men.
Christmas Vacation is on now. Peace on Earth and cheer amongst men.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago Another Christmas in the trenches.
Another Christmas in the trenches.
HarkMahlberg, 5 months ago And now we all got covid for Christmas. God is in fact not good. Also feeling like this is the last time I'm doing Christmas like this.
And now we all got covid for Christmas. God is in fact not good. Also feeling like this is the last time I'm doing Christmas like this.
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