lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Conservative parents are like "Yes my child is totally straight, I just need to shield their sensitive eyes from any books and/or rainbows because I know for a fact that will immediately turn them gay. The kid is straight as an arrow though."

terribletom,

@lowqualityfacts Actually people, there must be something to this because rainbows made me gay, and I certainly can’t be the only one.

edwinek,

@lowqualityfacts
It's terrible. I read a book about big feet, now I have size 11. If only I'd have been protected from such dangerous literature.

holgerjakobs,

@lowqualityfacts
Too many of them had to experience a big surprise. 😳

Island_Martha,
@Island_Martha@epicure.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
That IMO is not a low quality fact; that is a stinking chunk of gutter level ugliness, which sad to say exists in too many places.

a8e,

@lowqualityfacts But that shouldn't be a big deal if the kids spot a rainbow. Gayness can be cured in most cases by electric shocks and psychobabble. Just to bring in a high quality low quality fact again.

Wgere,

@lowqualityfacts

Does he drink Bud Light? That would change him right there.

euval,
@euval@mastodon.top avatar

@lowqualityfacts
If they are so concerned burka fashion is next step .
Is the only way to avoid ' buts' or' tits.' 'temptations'.
The talibans saw it right? 😵‍💫🤮

crcollins,
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@lowqualityfacts

This was something I never worried about as a parent. My main concern was that my kids were happy & whoever they ultimately fell in love with treated them well. Might have had something to do with being brought up by conservatives myself who tried to control everything. 🤷

RushGirl,
@RushGirl@stranger.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Yeah, let's ban books and pretend the internet doesn't exist...

leandrofelgueiras,

@lowqualityfacts homophobia is a social disease

mrbruno,
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wakame,

@lowqualityfacts
Would be bad if several open-source software projects decided to place a little rainbow into their UIs. One that, when clicked, opens a comprehensive, neutral LGBTQ+ fact sheet.

JohnLoader6,
@JohnLoader6@masto.ai avatar

@lowqualityfacts Must be some form of magic.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@lowqualityfacts I don't know why they get so het up about it. They don't seem to have any problem excommunicating any of their children who dare to come out anyway. 😡🌈

Uraael,

@fkamiah17 @lowqualityfacts They get very cis-het up about it.

Joe_0237,
@Joe_0237@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts "and if they are gay i need them to think something is wrong with them so they dont tell me and turn me into a gay loving liberal"

swordgeek,
@swordgeek@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts Yep.

My child is prettyndamned straight, as near as I can tell. He's also white and comfortanly off.

That's why I encourage him to be the support for anyone who isn't all of those things, or really, for anyone fighting a battle.

Susan60,
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@lowqualityfacts For goodness sake don’t expose them to anything that might explain strange longings or gender dysphoria. Just present them with limited ways to be human.

AutoVisionNews,
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@lowqualityfacts "ThE LiBeRaL & TrAnS AgEnDa WiLL GeT OuR KiDs At CoLLeGe"

davidhmccoy,
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@lowqualityfacts

If it was that easy to turn people, I would flash anti-racist imagery at people.

tadbithuman,

@lowqualityfacts certified high quality fact there

PaulMurphy,

@lowqualityfacts - Fact: You can catch gay off of public bathroom soap.

DTBurosh,

@lowqualityfacts I have relatives like that. Absolute fucking garbage people.

grissallia,
@grissallia@aus.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, this feels like some kind of mistake. How did this high quality fact make it through?

HeatherTx,

@lowqualityfacts
HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣

GhostOnTheHalfShell,
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  • DopeGhoti,

    @GhostOnTheHalfShell @lowqualityfacts
    I think Tim Minchin said it best:

    If you find me more offensive than the possibility
    The Pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
    Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact
    You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
    Power-hungry self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat

    – T. Minchin, The Pope Song

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