Is your child using "GNU/Linux"? "GNU/Linux" is a computer program often used by hackers. "GNU/Linux" has publicly available source code, which is highly illegal. If you find "GNU/Linux" on your child's computer, they may be commiting cyberterrrorism against the United States of America. It is your responsibility as a parent to prevent your child from engaging in such illegal activities, as you will be held accountable for letting them happen.
What should you do if you catch your child interacting with "GNU/Linux"? If your child is interacting with "GNU/Linux" in any way, shape, or form, it is your responsibility to confiscate their computer as evidence. Call the relevant authorities and provide the computer to be searched through. Your child may face up to 5 years in juvenile detention if any contraband related to "GNU/Linux" is found.
What if my child asks me about "GNU/Linux"? If your child asks about "GNU/Linux", be careful in your response. Mentioning the illegality of "GNU/Linux" may make it seem "cool" or "trendy". Tell your child that using it could get them in a lot of trouble. Instruct your child not to use "GNU/Linux". Check their computer afterwards for any files related to "GNU/Linux".
@mjdxp "but my son is both smart and normal, if he called it `just Linux' I'm sure he had good reason."
ma'am, your "smart and normal son" is non-binary, uses they/them pronouns, and is currently bootstrapping the #GNU/Hurd on bare metal using the #netbsd rumpkernel and patches recently posted to the #guix mailing list, hence why they called it, as if to flex, `just Linux'"
@rml@mjdxp I would just like to interject for a moment. What you are referring to as GNU/Hurd is in fact GNU Hurd or simply Hurd. You see Hurd is part of GNU project and not from an external source like Linux. Thus like all GNU projects we call it "GNU space Hurd".
@shakil_tcs@mjdxp I would just like to interject for a moment. What you are referring to as GNU/Hurd is in fact "the GNU operating system" or simply "GNU". You see Hurd is part of GNU project and not from an external source like Linux. Thus, forming the ultimate completion of the GNU telematic universe, we call it, simply, "GNU space".
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