burgerdrome,
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ME: I think I might become one of those grim, taciturn old men who speak only in foreboding, ominous sentences

MY WIFE: I do not want this. I cannot stress enough that I will divorce you if you do this

ME: Hm. So it begins

NaturaArtisMagistra,
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@burgerdrome

I have proposed to my wife millenniums into the future.

number137,
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@burgerdrome we all know, where this will end

SecularJeffrey,
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@number137 @burgerdrome

The path ahead is fraught with danger, tread carefully

TEG,
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@SecularJeffrey @number137 @burgerdrome Dark forces gather against us.

The_Turtle_Moves,
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@TEG @SecularJeffrey @number137 @burgerdrome it's dangerous to go alone

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