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pootriarch

@pootriarch@eldritch.cafe

24601: can't speak french™, so i let the funky music do the talking. j'aime : la musique pop, les transports en commun. not so much : réchauffement, haters.

avis femelles, mais sur l'internet le genre a peu importe. ne décroche que pour emma et paloma.

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scott, to random
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I for one welcome the severe geomagnetic storm. If it wipes all the world's hard drives, so much the better for we can begin again unencumbered by Posts

pootriarch,
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@scott but will it stop cybertrucks

pootriarch,
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@scott i'll take that as a yes

pootriarch, to random
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🎶 i am sixty going on seventy

pmonks, to showerthoughts
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You know I really hate the word “dispensing”, for no reason I can put my finger on.

Semi-related: we have a new appliance that uses this forbidden word and it has quickly become my least favourite appliance, despite “dispensing” one of my favourite items (coffee). I’m profoundly conflicted about this.

pootriarch,
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@pmonks i had a friend with an irrational, obsessive hatred of the word saunter. he would correct people to sashay if they tried to use it

pootriarch, to random
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omg i thought i wanted to hear the pretty in pink soundtrack and i forgot that half the time it makes me want to cry, not because of the music but because of drama that i don't even remember

keepassxc, to random
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Debian Users - Be aware the maintainer of the KeePassXC package for Debian has unilaterally decided to remove ALL features from it. You will need to switch to keepassxc-full to maintain capabilities once this lands outside of testing/sid.

pootriarch,
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@keepassxc is this specific to the debian distro or does it affect other distros that use apt?

pootriarch, to random
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baltimore named its BWI airport after thurgood marshall. on the virginia side, washington national (DCA) is named after reagan.

that’s all you need to know, really.

pootriarch, to random
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chilling with some
https://songwhip.com/marisa-monte/verde-anil-amarelo-cor-de-rosa-e-carvao

toddo, to random
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Also: Bay Area denizens, are you having massive allergies today? I've been having itchy and runny eyes, throat, and nose and constant sneezing. 🤧

pootriarch,
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@toddo it's funny, literally everyone feels the same, and i have terrible allergies normally but i felt nothing. even walked home from the library. maybe i'll pay for this by having my soul ripped from me and eaten by wolves

scott, to random
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I’m such an idiot. It was the hottest day in years so I went out in a t-shirt and shorts and now I’m shivering. How could I forget? In the end, San Francisco always San Franciscos

pootriarch,
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@scott i boarded an f-line boat once on a hot day. fog rolled in by 6th st. big mistake. huge.

purplepadma, to random
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Morning. Miss Cinnamon didn’t come home last night. Tom slept downstairs to listen out for her, but nothing. I’m very anxious.

pootriarch,
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@purplepadma i was walking the dog once and he got away. he never left the garden much so he was very excited to be in the outdoors, plus he was a husky and i'm not the strongest person around. he just ran for the hills. i believed him to be a very stupid dog, but two days later, he was just sitting on the porch when i got home from school.

i'm hoping miss cinnamon will make her way home soon too.

mxtthxw, to random
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Why’s everyone gunning for RFK?

That brain worm becoming president is the only hope left!

pootriarch,
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@mxtthxw the nation turns its lonely eyes… to a malnourished worm. such dark times, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

(my kitchen sink randomiser playlist is called 'mass hysteria')

pootriarch, to random
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psst hey kids. once upon a time there was only one telly in a whole house. everybody would have to sit in the same room and watch the same thing

pootriarch,
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@Pandora i'm actually not sure myself. i would have said wired but that's just because we're so used to hearing about wireless (science!). i think they talked about cords. extension cord, cordless phone

ingrid, to random

I have questions for the guy on the A train with a t shirt that says "JP Morgan Chase Data for Good"

Yes, this shirt is paired with a Patagonia jacket

pootriarch,
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@ingrid i don't have questions for that guy
what i do have for that guy is left as an exercise for the reader

pootriarch, to random
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i saw a photo of current-day billy idol getting ready to play on a breakfast show, still leather and snarl. i was immediately earwormed with white wedding, which is the only song of his i can remember

pootriarch,
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@MsMerope i try to think of rebel yell and i get white wedding

pootriarch, to random
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i remain mystified at the proportion of spam to me that's in portuguese. i have absolutely zero ability to parse it, marisa monte albums notwithstanding

Rch, to random
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♪♫ I’d like to be, under the sea ♪♫

That’s it. That’s the post. I guess that would be drowning technically.

pootriarch,
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@Rch 🎶​ darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me

katieonviolin, to random
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If I may suggest a livery for the third boat tram....

pootriarch,
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@katieonviolin there's a third boat?! i've only seen one, the blackpool one

pootriarch, to random
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i was gonna boost a thing, but reading about the thing pisses me off and nobody else deserves that. i leave you with the bottom line: daniel radcliffe is a class act

pootriarch, to random
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what are streetlight people anyway ?

pootriarch, to random
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wait, copacabana is a real place?

pootriarch, to random
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for my next trick, blocking any reply guys shitting on a hello kitty post

pootriarch, to random
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i guess we know who's getting nul points this year

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