Things I have experienced (non-sexual) that are better than sex could ever hope to be:
😻 Getting my back scratched
😻 Cleaning my ears with a Q-tip
😻 Wrapping myself in a fluffy soft blanket fresh out of the dryer
😻 The first sip from the first cup of a fresh pot of coffee
😻 Getting cuddles from my soulmate
😻 Eating fudge
😻 Having my forehead/hair petted while I'm preparing to sleep
😻 Hearing wolves and coyotes howling at the same time
😻 Having a cat do the stretchy-back-paws thing in my vicinity
😻 Hearing someone is proud of me
😻 Hearing that something I wrote meant a lot to someone
