Alice,
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I’m always surprised when I go into an old house and find a dumb waiter that's still working because I would have stopped working a long time ago if everyone called me that.

Alice,
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For reference, this is a riff off of a recent post by @Gogs

Poor waiter.
Poor Susan.
Vending machine? You deserve every single "bastard" Gogs gave you.

https://mas.to/@Gogs/111972588078156552

Gogs,
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@Alice Yeah!! If anything, I underbastarded it.

DavidPenington,
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@Alice @Gogs
My favourite bastard vending machine: Ravenous after a morning of touring on bicycles, we roll into a tiny French village & find a fresh bread vending machine! How French! No other source of food. Bastard machine wouldn't accept my Australian credit card, leaving me salivating & hungry.

Gogs,
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@DavidPenington @Alice Monstrous device!

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