futurebird,
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Everyone acts like I'm "From the Great Depression" because I want to take the T-bone home from the steakhouse to make split pea soup but what THEY do not understand is the best split pea soup in the universe is made with a 2-inch thick proper NYC steakhouse T-bone. It's not like I'm going around back to get them with Pica's ilk.

Take the bone home.

If steakhouses had any sense they'd make soap too. Brand it with their logo.

Soup Tomorrow!

llewelly,
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@futurebird soap? Or did you mean soup?

martin_piper,
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@futurebird they probably couldn't use a bone from someone else's plate and use that to make soup for someone else.

futurebird,
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@martin_piper

Fancy steak is served on a big platter and they put little bits on your plate. No one person has the bone on their plate.

RealGene,
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futurebird,
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@RealGene @martin_piper

no one normal person

martin_piper,
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@futurebird except for those who just use the serving platter as their plate. :)

futurebird,
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@martin_piper

My brother wasn't invited so we didn't have that problem LOL.

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