dgar,
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Snakes are measured in metric.

No feet.

MyView, (edited )
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@dgar

Come on ... you can do better than that ...
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:)

Just remembered the original :)

Why do they measure snakes in inches?
Because they don't have feet ...

Now THAT'S a groaner ...

nshr,
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dgar,
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@nshr 🤣

goinfawr,
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@dgar

Centipedes and millipedes aren't: too many feet .

dgar,
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@goinfawr 🤭

raymierussell,
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@dgar
Even though they are all armless, many of them are dangerous,

thejikz,
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@dgar certainly measures in ssssssentimeters.

dgar,
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@thejikz
My centiments exactly. 👍

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