brucelawson,
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Excited to be here at CERN preparing to fire a blast of Higgs Tachyons into the solar eclipse in order to fulfill Revelations 6:94 and start the Rapture.

brucelawson,
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The machines are on, and we're filling centrifuges full of mRNA harvested from foetuses. With any luck, chemtrails will shift from pointing at CERN and point towards Armageddon to guide the Beast to His Dark Throne.

brucelawson,
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Punctual as ever, at the exact time foretold by Nostradamus, we're delighted to welcome Bill Gates to CERN. He's brought a test tube full of Higgs' Tachyons from his facility on Epstein Island, harvested "from the seed of princes and kings", as Crowley described! We'll add those to the mix and fire them into the eclipse later.

patrick_h_lauke,
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@brucelawson about fucking time too

mattwilcox,
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@brucelawson Can you speed things up a bit please?

brucelawson,
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@mattwilcox Doing my best but npm install rapture needs a different version of node so gotta sort out all my dependancies

mattwilcox,
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@brucelawson makes sense, build tools are part of Satan Industries PLC. Best of luck!

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