dgar,
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant.

Therefore, chocolate is salad.

The end.

GustavinoBevilacqua,
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@dgar

Whisky comes from cereals, thus is perfect for breakfast.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@GustavinoBevilacqua @dgar
Unified Theory.

MonkeyKing,
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@GustavinoBevilacqua @dgar I once saw a t-shirt saying "Beer - so much more than a breakfast drink"!

HighlandLawyer,
@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar
A mocha vanilla soy latte is four bean soup.

shekinahcancook,
@shekinahcancook@babka.social avatar

@HighlandLawyer @dgar

So, health food, right?

si_fuller,
@si_fuller@aus.social avatar

@dgar you'd have to mix it with a couple of other vegetables for it to count as a salad. Like maybe chips and heroin.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@si_fuller 😂

jrod3737,
@jrod3737@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar
And coffee is a fruit juice.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@jrod3737
*bean soup.

falcennial,
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@dgar outstanding. do beer!

KydiaMusic,
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@falcennial @dgar

It’s just liquid bread

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar
Odradek,
@Odradek@chaos.social avatar

@dgar so coffee is a smoothie?

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Odradek bean soup.

johnefrancis,
@johnefrancis@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar milk chocolate is soup

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