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BlippyTheWonderSlug

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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #Tolerance #Poetry #PoultryCoroner #Technology #RandomShoes #Astronomy #Physics #Archeology #History #Rome #Germania #Cannabis #BongSignal #ZiegfeldFollies #Antifa #GangsOfNovember

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BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I was awakened by meds wearing off. Looks like I ain't getting back to bed. Blä. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Over 72 Fediverse musicians!
72 Brand new original tracks!!
20+ Genres!
is almost upon us!!
Where’s the ?!!
Start listening and voting:
THIS SUNDAY!
19 May 2024, 1 PM UTC
Who’s excited?

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@dgar
I found out about entirely too late. I am listening. I will be voting.

I have also already started for 2025, with a piece tentatively entitled "Bad Kitty," drawing inspiration from your evil, evil bass line the other day. 😜

So evil. I have my work cut out for me if I want to out-evil you!

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@dgar
No.

I volunteered to do so, but freaked out a little when discovering I only had 2 days in which to work before submission deadline.

It was submitted w/out any mods by me.

😜 This is probably a good thing.

johnefrancis, to random
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C-17 just left Ottawa, turning for Trenton...I wonder what it's carrying...

  • pilots getting some takeoffs & landings to maintain qualification

  • full load of helicopter nuts. Choppers vibrate a lot and I bet they go thru a lot of nuts.

  • half chopper nuts / half shawarmas.

  • freshwater torpedoes for great lakes service

  • several admirals/generals drugged and in their complete bedrooms, where they'll be revived and rolled on stage during the climax of this year's base musical theatre.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@johnefrancis
🤣 There was (is?) a submarine base on Belle Isle in the Detroit River...

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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For anyone saying they're not gonna vote, or vote 3rd party (in USA, we have dozens of partys here), because of some personal pride thing:

br00t4c, to random
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Officer Who Hit a Man with His Police Car Receives $2,000 Fine

https://thetyee.ca/News/2024/05/14/Officer-Hit-Man-Police-Car-Receives-Fine/

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@br00t4c
Not enough. Tack another ",000" on there.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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My tummy rumbleth.

puts toast in the toaster, sideways

(Wha - wha - WHAT?!?!‽ 😮)

😜 Variety is the spice of life.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@HistoPol
🤣 A bit late now...

br00t4c, to random
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Faith groups want more say in secular Britain. Labour should tell them to go to hell

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/12/faith-groups-schools-secular-britain

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@br00t4c

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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My journey begins.

😜 I got a sea.eat!
Neener neener neener!

The train is crowded, but I found a seat. Others are not so fortunate.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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Stopping in Mainz, many people got off. Many got on.

Someone nearby smells VERY nice! 😜 Talcum, and...

Dunno. Maybe it's like rolling your tongue, or tasting litmus paper. But some women, sometimes, have the most delightful "smell."

It's not really a smell. 🤣 Mr Happy smells it, tho!

**squirms in seat trying to surreptitiously rearrange hardware **

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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😜 Perfect timing. My bus is waiting for me!

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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Mission accomplished. Now I wait for the bus to the airport. Should be about 10 minutes, according to the posted schedule.
.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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On the bus.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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At the airport. I have about ½ hour until my train. Not enough time to enjoy a meal. 🙄

So I'm people-watching. 😜 Many, many stewardesses pass by.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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😜 My train is late.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to progress
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Tea water is heating.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Good night, .

Sherifazuhur, to egypt
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Hala Helal: Pyramid of Khafre, . @egypt

Photo by Grant Faint 👌

https://x.com/hala_helal/status/1788660552199258158?s=12&t=uM8me4uwdP7D0z4nanVVuw

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@Sherifazuhur @egypt
jumps up and joins the parade

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to Eurovision
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Wait. Is this what France is presenting? They're pre-qualified with THIS?

SMH

The intro was shit. It's on key now, but still meh.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@HistoPol
OK. As an Ikea commercial, I give it props.

Wait. Pugsly Addams on bad Mexican acid?

Anyway, back to France.

Did you hear the same opening I did, pitchy, wandering beat?

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Oh damn! I got a new song dropping tomorrow… and I submitted another new song for just today!

At this rate, I’m gonna write more songs this year than I ever wrote in the previous 4.8 billion years!

You have to wait for to kick off to listen to the entry, but you can catch Friday’s release right now on Soundcloud!

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/only-the-music-keeps-me-alive

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@dgar
Evil. Kudos to your bassist.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Just sitting here thinking how so many places here still bear their (degenerated) Roman names... Mogontiacum (Mainz), Bonna (Bonn), Bingium (Bingen), Colonia ... Agrippina (Köln(Cologne)), etm.

The Rhenus (Rhine) and Menus (Main, pronounced "mine") rivers.

Not Frankfurt, tho. That was Civitas Nidda, which is now incorporated within Frankfurt.

The name Frankfurt (literally "Ford of the Franks," a shallow spot in the Menus where one can cross on horseback) came forth ca 500's-700's

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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It's a holiday today in Germany: Christihimmelfahrt (Christ drives to heaven) or something like that.

Which explains why it's so quiet, and the trash bins haven't been picked up.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@justafrog
I'm sure there is.

shrugs

I just never think about holidays falling on a weekday, especially a Thursday, except for the ones celebrating pre-teen rape+forced pregnancy (Christmas), and rape+genocide (Thanksgiving).

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