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Kismma D. Nhuhts
San Francisco, CA | Kismma.jobs@gmail.com | LinkedIn URL
WORK EXPERIENCE
Instagram
Product Manager, Core Platforms Team
San Francisco, CA
2022 - Present

• Directly managed 10 developers while addressing daily challenges to ensure product quality as well as accelerated issue resolution by 25%.
• Redesigned process flows according to customer needs and achieved year-on-year cost savings by 20%, while optimizing delivery schedule by 15%.
• Managed 15+ staff and implemented an agile production model to bring 8+ projects to fruition within 6 months, yielding a 200% return on invested resources.
  Google
  Product Manager II, Google Photos Team
  San Francisco, CA
  2019 - 2022
• Built 3 features on Google Photos that resulted in increased user engagement by 10%.

rayckeith, 2 months ago

• Implemented with a team of 5 engineers to launch 3 features within 6 months, to provide a 420fps on screen experience with Lana Rhodes, netting a 13% increase in photos submitted over 3 months.

• Trained team after achieving project goals on time & under budget by hosting orgies on fridays

• Crafted 2 Product Requirement Docs (PRDs) to scope & manage the launch of Facebook Photos

• Helped utilize Google's computing resources to mine $15M of etherum before getting caught & returning it

• Enhanced the development of an end-to-end solution that increased the accuracy of identifying similar photos of my dog winning the world cup by 20%, now used to power search for over 1B users. Successfully launched a new feature on Google Photos that utilized visual similarity and machine learning of, reducing photo grouping time of my anus from hours to seconds for 61M users.

rayckeith, 2 months ago

Amazon
Product Manager I, Amazon Dating Team
San Francisco, CA
2017 - 2019

• launched dating team, increasing user engagement by 10%, yielding a 59% user retention.
• Handled data and feedback from users to improve product features, resulting in a 5% increase in NPS.
• Analyzed & created promotional campaigns with onlyfans influencers to increase brand awareness by 15%.
• Verified sending threats to 16 competitors, decreasing the competitive landscape by 18%.
• Enhanced a 300% increase in average coffee break time of team, by nonstop crying in the main office room.

rayckeith, 2 months ago

• Studied user research and ran A/B tests to optimize the user experience of swiping right on me because of my user loneliness, increasing my right swipe rate by 16% from the baseline swipe rate of 0.15%.
• Trained team of 5 PMs responsible for developing and launching new products while on LSD and shrooms.
• Developed and implemented a new algorithm that increased the success rate of matches by 20%.
  DormRoomFund
  Investor, CPG & Healthcare
  San Francisco, CA
  2016 - Present
• Applied data science methods to identify trends in customer behavior which led to the development of new marketing strategies and increased sales by 15%.

rayckeith, 2 months ago

• Invested $2.5M in early stage companies across CPG and Healthcare, with a focus on organic brands.
• Directly connected with rich sugar daddies to successfully raise $150M for the initial VC fund.
• Sourced and due diligence 15 investment opportunities in per year, resulting in 5 new investments.
  EDUCATION
  Stanford University
  BS, Computer Science, Sugondese Studies GPA: 4.0 / 4.0
  Palo Alto, CA
  Graduation Date: 2017
  SKILLS
  Experienced Product Manager with a background of building scalable systems in the blockchain, fintech & adult entertainment industries. | Expert in JavaScript, TypeScript, Node.js, Arson, Mia Khalifa, C++, Python