lowqualityfacts,
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According to a still in effect 1784 law, it is illegal to eat pretzels in Pennsylvania unless you have a parrot on your shoulder. You are also legally required to share if the bird demands it.

awelder,
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@lowqualityfacts can the bird sue a non-compliant person?

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Has someone already said, "Ollie want a pretzel," Low?
If not, pleez consider ME having said it.
Thank You. 🥥

soundconjurer,
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@lowqualityfacts , wow, so very cute!! And the parrot is cute as well!

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