Alice, (edited )
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My husband just left to go pee and said he had to go "pinch the worm" in the event you're also looking for a phrase to mortify your significant other.

juanejot,
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@Alice (P*ss-)shiverin’ me timbers.

juanejot,
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@Alice Relaxing the uretal sphincter.

Both high-falutin’ and gross at the same time.

glasspusher,
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@Alice does this make you the early bird?

RickiTarr,
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@Alice Something Something moistening the flaps

I'M SORRY

Alice,
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@RickiTarr 😂 never apologize for gems like this!

thefathippy,
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@RickiTarr @Alice

OMG! I choked laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

You two - this is the content we're here for. 😂😂😂

Alice,
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@thefathippy

@RickiTarr is the heart of mastodon.

Skepticat,
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I. Am. Dead. 😂
@Alice

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