The scene: My boomer dad and I are watching TV. A commercial for a show called MILF Island (or something).
Dad: Points to MILF What does that mean?
Me: Mother I'd Like to F---
Dad: chuckles Okay, what does it really mean?
Me: I'm not kidding, that's really what it means. I explain the general concept
Dad: Shakes his head in elderly disbelief
Me: contemplates the life choices that have led me to the moment where I have to explain MILF to my father
