DeliaChristina,
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I'm so incredibly stressed out I could literally chase a man with a machete while shooting firecrackers out my bum.
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DeliaChristina,
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UPDATE:

the bum-firecrackers are particularly bursting in air today.

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thepoliticalcat,
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    DeliaChristina,
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    Stress.

    [the sciatica is surprisingly mild today...]

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