hazelweakly,
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Unreasonably sad that I'm at 4068 followers. So close to a Nice™ number

hazelweakly,
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Nice™

GeePawHill,
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@hazelweakly

WINNING!

hazelweakly,
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@GeePawHill I'd like to thank the academy, Shit posting As A Service, and @JustChapman for making it all possible

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@hazelweakly @JustChapman Paul Simon accepting his Grammy, all the usual thank-yous, and then, "I'd like to thank Stevie Wonder for not releasing an album this year."

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@GeePawHill you get me :)

SnoopJ,
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@hazelweakly nice

GeePawHill,
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@hazelweakly What number is your desire?

irvingreid,
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@GeePawHill @hazelweakly somewhere recently I saw someone describe the powers of two as “nice square numbers”

GeePawHill,
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@irvingreid @hazelweakly Party trick I sometimes deliver for the bright young'uns: I can recite the powers of two from 0 to 32 bits in ten seconds.

hazelweakly,
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@GeePawHill @irvingreid oh I love that one. I can't go that high from pure memory but I'm pretty sure I have up to 8 memorized just from sheer familiarity at this point?

hazelweakly,
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@GeePawHill I just always giggle every time the number ends with 69 because I'm an immature child like that

binford2k,
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@hazelweakly @GeePawHill and here I am, the nerd who thought you were excited to get to 4,096

GeePawHill,
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@binford2k @hazelweakly I think my friend Hazel will celebrate 4096, too.

hazelweakly,
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@GeePawHill @binford2k I will absolutely celebrate 4096 too!

18+ GeePawHill,
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@hazelweakly

True story, sitting at a diner with 4 guys, two of which names you know.

And we were shit-talking about I take off the cap and pull out the straw and drink from the cup.

And my eldest friend, he said, "I don't know, I just like the feeling of having something gush into my mouth."

We all fell out laughing, my friend sniffed, "Hmph, I dint realize you all were homophobic."

And my other friend said, "I'm not homophobic, I'm just 12 years old."

18+ hazelweakly,
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@GeePawHill That's hilarious

I love moments like that

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