flexghost,
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Absolutely, positively, in no way is it OK to compare the face of this 75,000 year old Neanderthal to Marjorie Taylor Greene

also…hehehehehe. 🇺🇸

wndlb,
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@flexghost Truth to tell, we all (except sub-Saharan Africans) are Neanderthal crosses.

djinnsour,
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@flexghost
Neanderthal were smart and resourceful. Comparing them to MTG is an insult to all Neanderthal descendants.

JGR0,
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@flexghost They are incomparable. One is a backward creature from an ancient time period with a sloped forehead and minimal intelligence, and the other is a Neanderthal.

flexghost,
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@JGR0 😂😂

kalfatermann,
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@flexghost

Never, Margarine Neanderthals look much older, even on their best days!

clpkbc,
flexghost,
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@clpkbc 😂

futurebird,
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@flexghost This is insensitive to our neanderthal cousins.

flexghost,
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@futurebird

Someone wake up Ozzy, I'm ragging on his cousin again....

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ozzy-osbourne-genome/

rlstone4dems,
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@flexghost Flexghost: LOL. The real pic of MTG is on the left right? I mean it couldn't be the one on the right... That one looks horrific....

skydog,
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@flexghost

Hey, babe, you come to this woolly mammoth hunt often? I've got some great art back at my cave!

I shouldn't scoff. This guy actually resembles that tantric gym trainer she took up with.

flexghost,
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j_g_fitzgerald,
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@flexghost 75k years old Neanderthal chick looks in better shape than Moscow Marge.

Shadyboots,
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@flexghost DNA test is now mandatory

irlusa_gera,
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@flexghost yeah, she’s probably 25% or more Neanderthal. Imagine her doing a ‘23 and me’ and that comes back on it😂 she wouldn’t know what it meant though.

Savvyhomestead,
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@flexghost

The one on the left looks much kinder.

JoCzechowska,
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@flexghost Please don't insult the Neanderthal woman!

Jamezytee,
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@JoCzechowska @flexghost I would rather have the Neanderthal in Congress.

Even a Neanderthal's nonevolved grunting sounds more intelligent than anything MTG has said..

flexghost,
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@Jamezytee @JoCzechowska depends which Neanderthal

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