Alice,
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I suppose an is in order!

Good day, m'lady! Let me tip my fedora and kiss your forehead to ensure you're properly introduced to my goatee. Do not be afraid because I am very nice and quite possibly the nicest guy this side of Reddit. May I get you a Mountain Dew and show you to my room of unboxed collectibles on display?

RogerBW,
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@Alice My goodness, I can hear the underwear dropping across the planet.

wleisner,
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@Alice Ignore the bear, he's far less interesting than I

Alice,
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@wleisner I’m less worried about the bear than the man.

twitloyalist,
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@Alice Wow, marriage material there.

Alice,
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@twitloyalist Perchance you would consider entering into a sisterwives arrangement with this fine soul?

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