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twitloyalist

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Close to the boarder in Arizona, in the tech industry. Leo, Jeff, Ant and Paris are my closest friends :)

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Gustodon, to random
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I was reading about how scientists can use piles of dinosaur poop to identify species and I started to wonder what kind of dinosaur made Marjorie Taylor Greene.

twitloyalist,
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@Gustodon That is the only way we can find out what species she is? there has to be something else.

MLE_online, to random
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The homemade dog bones I made for my bike lock sometimes fit really perfectly

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online How did you get them on there, did you weld them?

MLE_online, to random
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I had a pretty amazing score of tools today.

Last weekend at set build, one of the other volunteers was admiring my homemade tool battery. Today you came up to me and told me that someone had his condos was getting rid of a bunch of tools because they didn't have a battery. He asked if I wanted to have them to see if I could build a battery for them like I did for my drill.

I said yes, not really expecting anything good, but he walked me out to his car and handed me a big bag of tools, all of which use the exact same type of battery used by my drill and my impact driver that I dug out of the trash a few weeks ago.

He gave me a cordless sawzall, a drill, a flashlight / lantern, and another battery charger. A whole suite of these tools now!

First thing I'm going to do is convert the incandescent flashlight/lantern to LED

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online There are a few really sharp makers on youtube. Have you thought about doing a channel? They are good at finishing their projects.
Xyla Foxlin, Simone Giertz for example..

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online Sorry, I did a quick search and didnt find your videos. I will look again.

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

twitloyalist,
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@RickiTarr I live really southern Arizona.

Pros:
It is one of the cheapest places in America to live. So that is nice. In spite of the cost of living there are good jobs here.

Low crime so it is a good place to raise kids until they turn into teens and actually want a life.

The only natural disaster thing we worry about is the f@W#$ wind. No hurricanes, epic snow storms, Floods.

Deeply red area in a purple state. Things are getting better in AZ overall.

Electricity is reliable here.

GottaLaff, to random
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Oh, and to those of you who have been kind enough to ask, I just got word that the house showing today was 👎🏻. This day can’t end soon enough.

twitloyalist,
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@GottaLaff 💔

Alice, to random
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I suppose an is in order!

Good day, m'lady! Let me tip my fedora and kiss your forehead to ensure you're properly introduced to my goatee. Do not be afraid because I am very nice and quite possibly the nicest guy this side of Reddit. May I get you a Mountain Dew and show you to my room of unboxed collectibles on display?

twitloyalist,
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@Alice Wow, marriage material there.

MLE_online, to random
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Spring has sprung, and the warm breezes of the season have stirred something in the men of the world, who are now very horny in public

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online What happened?

GottaLaff, to random
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@velshi Hi Ali! I hope you're reading replies here... My friend @Wileymiller (creator of Non Sequitur comic strip) just shared a story with me about an encounter, years ago, that his mom had with Trump. Blatant anti-Semitism. He'd like to get the story out there, but not sure where to go. Can you help us with this or refer him? Many thanks.

twitloyalist,
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@GottaLaff If she just wants money. Call Pecker for a hunt and kill. 😁 Maybe the Anti-Defamation League.

twitloyalist,
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@GottaLaff Sorry, misgendered. @Wileymiller could sell the story to the Enquirer for hunt and kill money. It was a joke, that fell flat like so many of mine.

Gustodon, to random
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The Denver Broncos decided to not make me their new quarterback.

Of course, you can watch or not, just let your conscience be your guide.

twitloyalist,
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@Gustodon The guy they picked does not even have a cool beard. 🧔

Alice, to random
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Hello, officer. I'd like to speak to the gentleman, instead.

twitloyalist,
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@amiserabilist @Alice Nothing to see here, move along.

twitloyalist, to random
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From "Elevator" email magazine.

RickiTarr, to random
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If you could have one new skill starting right now, what would it be?

twitloyalist,
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@RickiTarr Magically cure mental illness.

robyneatseverything, to random
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My CPAP mask cushion has torn and I now can't wear it; I'm going to be so tired and grumpy and tired 😭

twitloyalist,
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@robyneatseverything Get a new cushion, we would miss you.

twitloyalist, to random
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Inquiring minds.

Waitnwallflower, to random
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Hmm.
My neighbor just invited me for drinks at 2pm tomorrow.
Hmm.
🤔
Hmm.
My republican neighbor.

twitloyalist,
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@Waitnwallflower Just don't go alone. Take some english speaker with you. You could get ambushed.

robyneatseverything, to random
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A guy unmatched with me because my opening message wasn't flirty enough; well EXCUSE ME for needing a bit of a warm-up.

He wasn't even that cute, his loss 🖐

twitloyalist,
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@robyneatseverything His must not have been that great, if you didnt feel flirty when responding.

MLE_online, to random
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I have sawdust in my undies

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online What if you have sawdust in your undies, only sometimes?

Alice, to random
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Confession time: When I was younger and much more feral, my coworker invited me to a party at his fancy loft. I met a lot of people and I drank a lot of wine.

As I was leaving, I noticed the lobby counter had a sign that said "Security on Duty" but NOBODY was at the counter so I STOLE THE SIGN to "prove a point."

The following morning, I woke up and saw the sign sitting on my coffee table and was like "ohhhhh nooooo, what did I dooooo?"

I immediately messaged my friend who hosted the party to be like "I am so sorry, but I took a sign from your building and I’m going to return it ASAP!"

He said "I know. Building security came to my door and said they had video footage of an 'Asian woman' leaving my apartment and stealing the sign."

I felt bad until that moment because they should keep security staffed and/or get better cameras and/or stop racially profiling because that sign is now MINE.

twitloyalist,
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@Alice Sorry but I am confused. You don't look "Asian" in your videos. If it were now, you might alter the sign to say "Security on Duty at the donut shop" or something.

MLE_online, to random
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Still no sign of my Hobie. My heart is breaking

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online YEAH!!! where was he/she? 😁 🎶

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online It is wonderful that he is back. You can relax now.

MLE_online, to random
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I have an unearned reputation as a sweet potato hater in some circles (my family)

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online Did you ralph or something after eating them once?

twitloyalist,
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@MLE_online Why would they think that? Who could possibly hate sweet potatoes?

Alice, to random
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Three footlongs bring all the boys to the yard.

twitloyalist,
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@Alice @CoachMark You musta had hella brain freeze.

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