Brilliantcrank,
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I have zero pants on and minutes away from my first colonoscopy, AMA.

greg,
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@Brilliantcrank I opted for cologuard. Good luck!

Brilliantcrank,
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@greg is that like getting the ceramic wax coat?

greg,
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@Brilliantcrank it’s like not having to deal with Hangry Greg. How did you do with the fasting?

Brilliantcrank,
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@greg I did alright until the three hours before when you can’t consume anything. I was incredibly hangry the last hour.

greg,
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@Brilliantcrank Glad it wasn't completely horrible for you and I hope your results were negative. My wife has to go every three years and has a hard time with it so she pushed me to go the poop in a bucket route (approved by my Dr.).

Brilliantcrank,
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@greg I wish someone would have told me to go first thing in the morning. Which is now obvious and would have been extremely good to know BEFORE hand.

I'm thinking of writing a guide.

greg,
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@Brilliantcrank I thought that was strange you went so late in the day.

greg,
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@Brilliantcrank my wife said she will coauthor the guide lol

Luke,
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@Brilliantcrank yer all clear, kid! Let’s go home!

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