JonBaker,
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FUN FACT: If you fuck in the back of an Amazon delivery truck any child you conceive is legally the property of Amazon

tetrislife,

@JonBaker I think they would view it as a liability ... and wait until it grows up

JonBaker,
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I like to believe this is clearly a joke but given how we’re headed towards dystopia at Prime-shipping speed, I honestly don’t know anymore

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