HamonWry,
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I’m classified as a senior citizen now, but in my mind I still feel like a regular citizen.

NeadReport,
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@HamonWry
I think AARP starts mailing you when you reach 45 - so don't be to hard on yourself. Use their timeline. That makes me 103 and I feel like 88.5!

NeadReport,
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@HamonWry
Also, leverage your 'seniorness' by ordering a 'senior coffee' at McDonald's. It all of .84 cents in my area YOU KIDS GET OUTTA MY YARD

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