ai6yr, 1 month ago

Hello mister at the bakery
there's something in my bread
it's black and small and furry
No, really, it's not just in my head

You may not believe it but I must say
It's not chewy dough
I think it has eyes, feet, and legs
I assure you I would know

I'd prefer to add meat to my sandwich
All by myself
Please don't bake rodents in
it's really bad for my health

#ratbread #poetry (human poetry)

ai6yr, 1 month ago

News story: "kneaded into bread" 🤢

ai6yr, 1 month ago

The Japan Times: Japan bread recalled after rat parts found inside packs https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/05/09/japan/science-health/japan-bread-recall-for-rats/ #rats #ratbread

BakerRL75, 1 month ago

@ai6yr Oh rats…

cookiesinheaven, 1 month ago

@ai6yr 😳

samhainnight, 1 month ago

@ai6yr Eeew!!!

cookiesinheaven, 1 month ago

@ai6yr

Rat Soup Fight Club Ratatouille GIF

18+ 990000, 1 month ago

@ai6yr argh the “object” was kneaded into the bread. I wish we could see this “object.”

18+ ai6yr, 1 month ago

@990000 Seems... bad.

18+ mangotable, 1 month ago

@ai6yr High protein bread for the winter months. Gunma-ken mountain folk roll different.

18+ ai6yr, 1 month ago

@mangotable I had to check what brand of that kind of Japanese bread of that type I had in the fridge, LOL. Not that one, ha ha.