juanejot, 18 days ago

@Alice Hi, coworker! Welcome to the party. Just put your PGP keys in the bowl over there, and mingle!

…Wait, y’mean that’s NOT how everyone else has been looking at this whole Mastodon thing?

(Quietly puts flight of assorted scented lotions away, changes out of monogrammed, terry cloth bathrobe & shaves off mustache of obnoxious size.)