MattMerk, 13 days ago

@slothrop Corollary: https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/112413658242913985

Laird_Fumble, 14 days ago

@slothrop A valid and important point.

ParadeGrotesque, 13 days ago

@slothrop

You like him so much you'd like to have sex with him? Right?

(Sorry could not resist...) 😉

slothrop, 13 days ago

@ParadeGrotesque don’t be quite so literal please, I’d prefer to hang on to my lunch for a while yet

ParadeGrotesque, 13 days ago

@slothrop

We really need a term to express contempt for a given person that goes beyond the default Christian position that sex is bad.

Also: sorry, not sorry. 😉

slothrop, 13 days ago

@ParadeGrotesque Yes we do!

Suggestions?

slothrop, 13 days ago

May all of Jack Dorsey’s teeth fall out except one, so he can have a toothache.

@ParadeGrotesque

slothrop, 13 days ago

May he forever step into a puddle on the bathroom floor when he’s walking in his socks.

@ParadeGrotesque

ParadeGrotesque, 13 days ago

@slothrop

Worse: on the toilet floor.

VirginiaMurr, 13 days ago

@slothrop @ParadeGrotesque

May his floors always be covered with Legos, so he lands on one with every step.

ParadeGrotesque, 13 days ago

@VirginiaMurr @slothrop

I like that one.

ParadeGrotesque, 13 days ago

@slothrop

Worse: a tooth cavity.