In ~10 minutes the only electrician who bothered to return our phone calls will be arriving, after
about 6 months of waiting.
I have to make a choice:
"femme it up" in hopes of increasing my meager chances of passing.
"butch it up" and go through multiple days of trauma as he works on our house.
I'm choosing 1, because "fuck you this is my house". Unfortunately tradespeople have a tendency to be extra trump-loving around here. So, this'll be trauma no matter what.
