GayDeceiver, 15 days ago

Doctor: Dear gods, is that … a detached penis? How did it happen?

Patient: Well, we were doing shots and got pretty wasted, and then Bill started bragging about his Cybertruck and software updates … and how his frunk closure problem was fixed …

Doctor: Say no more … Let’s prep him for surgery

*** Patient gets carted off ***

Nurse: Isn’t this the 3rd one this week?

Doctor: Fifth. Tech Bros, amirite?