randahl,
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I promise, this is not a joke.

As part of his inauguration, president Putin has published a report presenting his goals for Russia in his coming 6-year term.

In this report — and this is golden — Putin expects to raise the life expectancy of Russians from 73 to 78 years… while his soldiers are being killed faster than the printer ink can dry.

This man is completely detached from reality.

(Via Claus Mathiesen of The Royal Danish Defence College)

scottytrees,
@scottytrees@mastodon.social avatar

@randahl What is Russia going to get rid of windows and high balconies?! LMAO!!!

GhostOnTheHalfShell,
@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai avatar

@randahl He’s old, 71. It’s about him. 😅

AdeptVeritatis,
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@randahl

Life expectancy in EU is 80.x years.

Sure, it must be 81 years!

Because ... we do NOT want to be like the West. It is NOT our dearest wish to be respected by Westerners!!!

AdeptVeritatis,
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@randahl

By the way, this is one way out of the situation.

We MUST get the Russians back on our side.

BUT there is now way for Putin to be part of this.

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