thcrt,
@thcrt@fops.cloud avatar

me, crying: please. just tell me what the software does

the tech landing page i’m on: Cloud Scale. Enterprise Solutions For Your SXPBMs. Hosted QBPK Monitoring With Lightning Speed Performance Metric Assfucks. Trusted by Google, Cisco, Oracle and Your Grandmother.

4censord,
@4censord@unfug.social avatar

@thcrt Blazingly fast, written in RUST for memory safety
sobbing but what does it do?
Deploy in just one command by using our install script:
curl script.sh | sudo bash

RogerBW,
@RogerBW@emacs.ch avatar

@thcrt It turns electricity, clean water and coders' lives into profit. There may be some incidental computing function

timthelion,
@timthelion@emacs.ch avatar

@RogerBW @thcrt This comment is so 2024. Back in my day we turned electricity into user engagement and projected revenue. What is this profit thing you're talking about 😅

RogerBW,
@RogerBW@emacs.ch avatar

@timthelion @thcrt Well, yeah, not so much actual profit as profit-lite, which enhances the IPO price and lets the founders and VCs get their billions.

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