onelson,
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I have served myself a double cheesecake portion, with fresh blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries. I have made myself a pot of half-caf. I'm rolling Friday the 13th (1980) and will continue to roll sequels until I'm ready to sleep.

Night Hacking Begins Now.

onelson,
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These horny camp counselors don't know what's coming, but I do.

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Ralph wants to know if Annie's goin' up to Camp Blood

onelson,
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Is it weird that I only watch this first Jason movie because I know the later ones are fun? I don't like this one.

onelson,
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Friday the Obligation (1980) more like it.

onelson,
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Sometimes while watching a movie featuring Kevin Bacon, I wonder how load-bearing it is for people's "six degrees of."

How many people would no longer have linkage to Kevin Bacon if this movie wasn't made, or if he decided not to take the job?

grumpasaurus,
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@onelson sci Fi plot right there.

onelson,
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@grumpasaurus one of them multiverse jobs

onelson,
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I'm sure someone has modeled this very problem with neo4j or apache titan or whatever other graphdb exists

onelson,
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Annie hitches a ride in a jeep the last 10 miles to camp, and she's got the right stuff to be a Final Girl but sadly dies anyway. Never before have I seen it where a woman says, "Hey! That was the turn! Let me out!!" then actually dives out of the moving vehicle. If she'd managed to roll and not injure her leg, I think she might have made it.

onelson,
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"How do you call a snake?"

onelson,
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Ralph keeps on tellin' 'em to get out of there, but nobody listens.

onelson,
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The woman who plays Brenda looks so much like the woman who played that ADA in Law & Order.

I mean, not quite, but close enough I'd have guessed some relation. Maybe not. I don't know.

Laurie Bartram playing Brenda in Friday the 13th (1980)

onelson,
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I rolled Friday the 13th Part 2 and this is a much better movie.

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Very upsetting that "scooter" was about to get lucky, but then the slasher did the slashing.

onelson,
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I think the camera work is better in 2 as well. Everything is better in 2.

onelson,
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I will not be rolling Part 3 tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

onelson,
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I'm cooking dinner, but also I'm rolling Part 3.

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I wonder if any of Part 3 will stick this time.

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I was complaining earlier about how worthless Part 3 is and there's nothing significant about it, BUT I think this is probably the first of the franchise to actually feature the hockey mask. In Part 2, Jason wore a cloth sack sort of thing. In the first movie, Jason basically show up until the very last few seconds and he wasn't wearing anything.

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onelson,
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@grumpasaurus I think that came later

tpherndon,
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@onelson He was NAKED?!?

onelson,
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@tpherndon more or less.

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@onelson Wow, that is supernatural. I find it really hard to murder campers with my goolies hanging out. I dunno though, maybe that’s just me.

onelson,
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@tpherndon he didn't murder anyone in that movie!!

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@onelson Eh. I’ll take your word for it. I consider you one of the people I know who watch horror movies so I don’t have to.

That said, wife wanted to watch Abigail, so we did. And it was _excellent _!!

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@tpherndon Jason as a slasher's origin story is pretty convoluted. In the first movie, it was all his mom murdering campers as revenge for other campers letting her kid drown in the lake.

At the end of 1, Jason's mom dies, and this is somehow the reason his drowned body is able to surface and pull the sole surviving camper out of her canoe and into the lake. The lake jump is literally the final frames before the credit roll.

onelson,
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I think another notable thing about Part 3 is it might be 3D, which is also a reason why I probably blotted it out of my memory.

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I think this must be the one that has the final showdown on the docks and there's like this ring of fire on the lake.

onelson,
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There's got to be a word to describe shots that only exist to accentuate depth so as to play into the 3D effect.

onelson,
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I can't think of a technical term. All I can think of is "crap"

onelson,
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Shelly is a real creep.

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There's an interesting remark on the wikipedia article for Part 3. I think it was a quote from a producer? Mentioned how the 3D setups were so technical, and so expensive, that they could only afford one take unless the 3D effect was completely botched. The performances were not a priority at all.

Yeah, that tracks. And also for any 3D movie I've ever seen, even the recent ones.

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I'm rolling Part 4.

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Part 4 is laughably "the final chapter" and tbh despite the fact my favorites from the franchise come later, I think it'd be interesting if it actually was the last Jason movie.

onelson,
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Crispin Glover is okay, but not great, in this one. Corey Feldman steals the show by the end.

onelson,
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Okay FINE. I'm watching Part 5. This one really sucks.

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The one scene that's sort of fun is the one where Violet is poplocking to this record in her room and then she's slain by machete or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TnbKTvD9ZE

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I would rather rewatch any Silent Night, Deadly Night before I rewatch Friday the 13th: Part V, A New Beginning another time.

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This is fantastically dumb shit. Jason does the Jedi Ghost Rejoin With The Force thing.

onelson,
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I didn't get much of anything done for my game dev project so this was a fucking huge waste. At least tomorrow I can try again with Part 6.

onelson,
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I'll go to bed angry. I do not give a fuck.

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I guess it's time to roll Friday the 13th Part 6.

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I'm cooking dinner, but I'll roll it anyway. I might be able to squeeze in Part 7 before bed this way.

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Part 6 is where they finally cave in and make Jason fully supernatural.

grumpasaurus,
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@onelson power creep is real

onelson,
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@grumpasaurus he's a Frankenstein's Monster monster

onelson,
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I think part 6 is the very first time there are actually kids at the camp for the counselors to look after.

onelson,
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Once again my suspension of disbelief is deflated by women in bed with a full made-up face. That pillow would be caked and they'd look like a disaster.

onelson,
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I also hate it when people shoot a gun until they run out of ammo then they fucking chuck the gun. Guns are expensive. Like, I'd keep the clips too. If I ran out of ammo and I tossed my empty clip then later found ammo (but no clip), how fucking mad would I be? Very.

onelson,
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It's over. I only have 2 (3 if I bother with the remake) more Friday the 13th movies I can stream without having to fork out for a rental. I will not fork out.

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tbh I'm sick of these. My favorite of the franchise isn't even in the subset I have available. Maybe I should pivot to Batmans now.

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The part 7 synopsis really telegraphs how bad it is.

"A telekinetic teenager accidentally uses her psychic powers to summon the deathless Jason Voorhees from his watery grave..."

onelson,
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If I pivot to Batman, how many movies does that give me to chew through?

I won't get to see the black and white ones, but starting with 1966...

I count 9. That's good hobby hacking background tv fodder.

onelson,
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Just Kidding. No Adam West for me. It dropped off of HBO before I could rewatch it. No shark repellent for me.

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onelson,
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grumpasaurus,
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@onelson what about the animated series or beyond

onelson,
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@grumpasaurus no thanks to Beyond, but I could do TAS.

onelson,
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I guess I'm just tossing this Jason thread in the trash because this is joyless now.

onelson,
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Friendship ended with Jason.
Now
Batman
is my
Best friend

steeef,
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@onelson Animated count? Mask of the Phantasm is great.

onelson,
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@steeef I could go that way. I recently saw the Lovecrafty one and it was very poor, but I seem to remember Mask of the Phantasm was pretty good.

BeachsideReader,
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@onelson Au contraire!!

onelson,
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@BeachsideReader I may loop back around to this at the end, in this case. I will have to go get a tubi account or w/e.

lritter,
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@onelson the slasher is an incel ***

onelson,
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@lritter because even wheelchair-bound Mark was still a jock, and about to Get Some Sugar?

lritter,
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@onelson i forgot who the killer is in part 2. in the first one it's jason's mum, right? mums can be incels too!

onelson,
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@lritter Mark is killed by Jason in Part 2

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@onelson The original F13 HAS to be one of the biggest ones, because of Betsy Palmer (Mrs. Voorhees), who was also in MISTER ROBERTS with Cagney, Powell, Fonda, and Lemmon.

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@BeachsideReader I figure anything with a large ensemble cast is going to be similar. Footloose?

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