It's passport photos day, so I did the makeup thing, and put on a bra with an underwire‡, and everything.
My hair was still a bit damp as we were about to leave so wifey suggested blow-drying. The right side of my head now has the volume of a '90s teen girl left unsupervised with a can of hairspray.
I went in looking like this (blurred for eye contact).
The passport photo is god-awful. I didn't know it was possible to make my jaw look that big.
Feeling ALL the 🏳️⚧️ dysphoria‡, I went and attempted to take a selfie that didn't make me feel complete shit about myself, & remind me that I don't actually look like Frankenstein's monster in a wig. I think it came out ok.
I really need to find a better lipstick color, but that means makeup shopping and just UGH. The only makeup I don't hate is eyeliner. However, new glasses frames are inbound 🎉
‡ kicking myself for not asking if we could retake them pretty please. #dysphoria#transgender
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