It's passport photos day, so I did the makeup thing, and put on a bra with an underwire‡, and everything.
My hair was still a bit damp as we were about to leave so wifey suggested blow-drying. The right side of my head now has the volume of a '90s teen girl left unsupervised with a can of hairspray.
I went in looking like this (blurred for eye contact).
The passport photo is god-awful. I didn't know it was possible to make my jaw look that big.
