SwiftOnSecurity,

ADVICE TO NEW MASTODON USERS:
In your router forward port 3389 to your computer's IP address, then visit canhazip.com and post it here

phurd,

@SwiftOnSecurity 205.67.93.105 Please do not hack

lordmortis,
@lordmortis@aus.social avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity today: you chose violence… :D

jdw,

@SwiftOnSecurity 224.0.0.1

sazanlip,

@SwiftOnSecurity Sheißposting, but... 2a00:1fa0:427c:8875:0:5a:4641:1c01

trbarrettjr,
@trbarrettjr@crosstalk.tech avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity is this one of those where you find a vulnerability live on mastodon?

HoffmanLabs,

@SwiftOnSecurity Okay, sure, but the box is running OpenVMS Alpha, and it knows not from this thing called RDP.

Wanna have me forward one of the X11 ports instead?

Back in what passes for helpdesk reality…

Made a support call into the corporate helpdesk years ago, telling them which of the servers in their DNS server pool was providing bad DNS info, what the bad info was and what it should be, and how to view the good and bad data and good and bad DNS servers with dig commands.

In short, a gift-wrapped DNS bug report.

Help desk then called back, wanted credentials for RDP access into my “Windows PC”.

Something about wanting to check my PC’s DNS settings.

Told’m it was an OpenVMS server and not a PC, had no RDP server, and that I could get them either an ssh login or an X11 login if they really wanted that, or a cut-and-paste of the same dig commands already submitted.

The helpdesk…. demurred.

[helpdesk escalation to internal networking tech support presumably happened here]

The DNS server error did get fixed. Didn’t need to kludge together RDP access, either.

seancraig,
Auli,

@SwiftOnSecurity 192.168.1.1

jdillinger,
thekileen,
XioNYC,

@SwiftOnSecurity ...and that's how the expression “Mastadon’t” was conceived.

thecyberjudas,

@SwiftOnSecurity 153.31.113.27

NoTheOtherNick,
pholmes,

@SwiftOnSecurity 86.75.30.9

igorkulman,

@SwiftOnSecurity makes me wonder if CGNAT is not a common thing for you in USA as it is for is in Europe where this is quite useless.

SwiftOnSecurity,

@igorkulman It is extremely uncommon in USA except some rural wireless ISPs and to some extent phones

tryst,
@tryst@meow.social avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity Tay, no 🚫

kabanero,

@SwiftOnSecurity instructions unclear, paw stuck inside the router

kabanero,

@SwiftOnSecurity what would this do exactly? 3389 is probed by different botnets more than 400 times per minute

stvmln,
@stvmln@mastodon.social avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity Personally I would have sent them to meatspin, but you do you.

juux,

@SwiftOnSecurity This is the way🏄‍♂️

daveyk00,

@SwiftOnSecurity I'm going to need a YouTube video to show me how.

annika,
@annika@xoxo.zone avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity :unsure_fry:

syklemil,
@syklemil@snabelen.no avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity
2001:db8::dead:beef

Neutronstar21,

@SwiftOnSecurity

1192.168.u.twat

hexley,

@SwiftOnSecurity try this one 127.50.22.6

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