Oh crap. I'm cleaning the house due to our imminent departure and have removed pants (tm) (American version - am still wearing British pants, though they are not actually British, and... gaaaaaah I blame you, @GrumpyGirdle !!!).
But ordered dinner tonight so I could keep working, and while child was supposed to answer door, I realised I have to because I ordered beer with dinner. So I have to wear pants again. :(
... I thought it was part of US culture that you have to wear trousers to drink beer.
and then I realised you meant that you were having beer delivered so you, not your kid, had to answer the door. And you'd rather not do that in your undercrackers.
I hate when the doorbell goes and I have to try to get my dressing gown on (I sleep naked) and get down the stairs without falling and open the door before whoever it is pisses off.
My gown's belt is rendered catastrophically unreliable by my not inconsiderable girth so the prospect of traumatising some hapless postie is worryingly real. 1/2
Worse is when they've left a package I have to try and lever over my doorstep.
Picture an enormous, middle-aged bloke trying to hold his gown shut with one hand and trying to flip a weighty parcel inside his house with the other. All while half-asleep and very confused.
@Fizzfizzpopop@grrrr_shark bras & shoes are evil.
When I get in (if latchkey bladder doesn't win) they're both off before the cats can blink.
Dusting is also evil. Spouse is at his mother's (the poor man) so I decided to do a bit of cleaning aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
@GrumpyGirdle@Fizzfizzpopop and ugh, dusting. I fight to keep the house just above the level of revolting. If someone dusted my house, they'd probably die 🤣🤣🤣
@grrrr_shark@GrumpyGirdle i don't think I've dusted for about 8 years. Which reminds me that the present Mr Fizzfizzpopop and I went to see Quentin Crisp in conversation around 30years ago and I remember QC saying that people should never dust, as once it gets over 5 years it doesn't look any different. So as a science experiment you understand , its worth checking out.
@GrumpyGirdle@Fizzfizzpopop N wears these great stretchy sports bras, but at my size, those bastards are either comfy and don't do their job, or are the Straitjackets of Satan
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