annika,
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free idea: perforated pizza that you don't have to cut

annika,
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free idea: dishwasher-safe microwave

annika,
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free idea: 40-ply toilet paper

annika,
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free idea: uber yeets (they just throw the food at you)

wcbdata,
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@annika Or an on-demand dumpster sharing service?

paulmcaleer,
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@annika MEET YEET FLEET: EAT

d,
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@annika Uber Beats - someone turns up, DJs at you, then buggers off.

annika,
@annika@xoxo.zone avatar

free idea: instant ice (just add water)

javierg,

@annika a ball bearing dipped in liquid nitrogen. Drop in a glass of water and you get a glass of ice!

The challenge is to keep it cold for more than a few seconds....

annika,
@annika@xoxo.zone avatar

@javierg do you also get a room full of very small shards of glass? :D

javierg,

@annika maybe not! Flash freezing is more crystalline and have different density...

But yeh, try first with a plastic cup

annika,
@annika@xoxo.zone avatar

free idea: AR glasses that put clothes on naked people

monkeyben,
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@annika

That'd make buying clothes a thing of the past. Genius idea! 😂

annika,
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free idea: truck nutz but for dogs

annika,
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free idea: spnife (combo spoon and knife, it's a spoon but all the edges are very sharp)

jay2,

@annika the joker had it first!

annika,
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@jay2 do u wanna know how I got these scars 🥄

annika,
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free idea: inhuman resources department

annika,
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free idea: stinky notes (like sticky notes but they smell very bad)

annika,
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free idea: Scrub Daddy that can feel pain

nk,
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@annika but he likes it tho

royal,

@annika this defines the mass emails I occasionally get from my employer’s HR department, delivered from a nameless email alias and generically signed “Human Resources”

wcbdata,
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annika,
@annika@xoxo.zone avatar

@wcbdata nuts you can trust

GameDesignerBen,

@annika You’re thinking of cherry tomatoes.

benng,
@benng@hachyderm.io avatar

@annika a transmission?? 😂

awoodsnet,
@awoodsnet@phpc.social avatar

@annika just give a dog a bone 😊

MaryAustinBooks,
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social avatar

@annika
Why didn't they have these when I was still on Twitter??

Even before Musk that hellsite was always showing me graphic nudity with no click through, meanwhile censoring somebody's picture of actual mushrooms in the forest.

mossberg,

@annika it would make going to naturist colonies so much more pleasant

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