pluralistic,
@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar

The needs a new gag writer. I mean, it was one thing when they brought in full-body scanners called "" but this is ridiculous.

[the Analogic scanner at Oakland airport]](https://mamot.fr/system/media_attachments/files/110/290/801/118/648/616/original/0e47a43eb02fe91f.jpeg)

c0dec0dec0de,
@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io avatar

@pluralistic that’s definitely not going to fit.

Chip_Unicorn,
@Chip_Unicorn@im-in.space avatar

@c0dec0dec0de @pluralistic This is why TSA will steal^H^H^H^H^H protect citizens by procuring lube from the baggage of other passengers.

I pity the early-morning people, when the only liquid liberated by the TSA was jalapeño jelly.

sam,

@c0dec0dec0de @pluralistic Needs a flared base for safety

Viss,
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@pluralistic tsa is is own fart joke, heh

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