Oh dude, stop. Or don’t, hopefully everyone sees what you’re doing and how. Honestly, starting off with the whole “see a therapist if you’re that offended” (the “you snowflake cuck” was unspoken but loud, don’t worry) was waaaaay too obvious.
Real men don’t think therapy’s an insult (d’ya see what I’m doing there? My tongue, however, is firmly in my cheek when I write shit like that).