Auli,

I was like how does 4.8 and 4/8 added equal 12.

leadore,
leadore avatar

Good thing the earthquake didn't happen in Europe or it would have been an 8.4!

DickFiasco,

But then you’d have to convert 4.8 to metric Richter scale too.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

Numerology is “great” because it’s so flexible. You can selectively count anything (dates, times, the number of words in a sentence, the number of letters in a word, etc…) to “prove” whatever you want. This comment can probably be analyzed and cherry-picked to predict the winner of the 2024 World Series.

FunkPhenomenon,

better put some money on the winning team, eh?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

An old joke notes that lost items tend to be in the last place one looks. Conversely, omens tend to appear in the first place people look for them.

Phegan,

I can’t tell if this is legit or a parody.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke,

These people are the reason I don’t take my kids to church

blusterydayve26,

Is there any number under 20 that doesn’t have Christian religious significance? Because otherwise, you’re just saying that you have two numbers.

superfes,

4.8 + 4/8 = 5.3…

So confused…

BlackRing,

YES!!! I’m not the only one who saw that!!

Jorgelino,

I think they meant 4+8

superfes,

I’m aware, welcome to the Internet!

Auli,

I thought the exact same thing.

brian,

The real trigger here is the use of ironic

Jorgelino,
StaticFalconar,

Its like raaaaaainnn…

MrFappy,

They’re completely ignoring the 13th apostle Rufus.

SpaghettiYeti,
some_guy,

Usually Long Rufus, but it’s cold outside you understand.

Donkter,

Jesus’ dog.

Rhynoplaz,

No way! Rufus? EXCELLENT!

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