People would use "Hide all political posts and comments" more often than any other filter
Pickleball is whiter racquetball
There are identical twins out there whose parents confused one with the other and now they living their life with the name of the other sibling, never noticing because it doesn't make any difference.
Are we teaching AI how not to destroy humanity?
We’re worrying a lot about AI doing bad things and causing the extinction of humanity, but if our future super AI has access to all the literature and knowledge in order to accomplish things we tell it to do, surely we can say “okay but you know what we don’t want from all the books we’ve written about the topic,...
A religion is just a meme that people take seriously.
Delicate Balance
A person that lives without any rules like an animal, a person that stictly follws rules without exceptions is like a machine. Neither is desirable. Wisdom is having the experience and judgement to know when to do which.
The youngest picture of you is actually your oldest picture.
How come we say Lake Michigan and not the Ocean Pacific or River Chicago?
All fans are technically heated fans because of the waste heat from the motor
The Earth has a fever
Ska is the "pineapple on pizza" of music genres
it's so nice to sing
Even though the sound coming from my head is totally analog.
We love old memes because they remind us of a time when we felt like participants instead of consumers
All cars are driverless cars when they're parked.
The main difference I've noted so far between lemming and Reddit is that in lemming people seem to know when to write it's or its.
if aliens come to America we will have to explain why we killed them in so many movies
Some Lemmy users refer to communities as sublems. In which case we can conclude that all posts and comments are subleminal messages.
The new captcha to prove you're a human should be "say something inappropriate or offensive"
Is it impossible for toast to fall before it's been buttered?
The
vast majority of posted showerthoughts possibly didnt originate from taking a shower, since all our Attention spans are way too fcked up to keep a thought so long, that we can post it Here after the shower.
It will feel like home once I hear about the undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell
All renewable energy is fusion energy with a really round about way of collecting it
Fossil fuel would I guess be chemically stored fusion energy from a long time ago
This community only exists because the shower is one of the last places left where it’s still uncomfortable to use a smartphone.
The NSFW communities on Lemmy are quite perfectly named. If you want to see ass, you type Lemmy C/Ass.
You know, since on Lemmy its C/. Quite funny IMO