JoscelynTransient,
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It's official: I have acquired blahaj.

My wife and I went to IKEA to get some things for the new house and this was my first time going to IKEA! So...I was required by law to secure everyone's favorite fish...and ended up getting a big one and a small one... because.

Korny,
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@JoscelynTransient
@Gargron
I discovered that my niece has a - in fact has had one for many years, she only recently discovered its significance!

jorgefrater,

@JoscelynTransient my son after his first time at IKEA

JoscelynTransient,
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I think a random impulsive post about a blahaj has become my most popular post on the fediverse 😅

sassyzz,

@JoscelynTransient look at that chunky boi

digichelle,
@digichelle@hachyderm.io avatar

@JoscelynTransient Enjoy the two Blåhaj lifestyle! :bigblobhajhug:

itxasos,

@JoscelynTransient
Congrats on your new shorks!!
Welcome to the blahaj gang friend!

JoscelynTransient,
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Within 5 minutes of bringing the Blahaj into the house, my metamour's daughter (my meta-niece?) fell in love and ran off with it. Now she's cackling about stealing Joscelyn's sharks and being very adorable. Oh well, I guess it belongs to her now! 😅

...unless, no, I wouldn't steal a plushie from a child would I? ...would I? 🤔

tess,
@tess@chaosfem.tw avatar

@JoscelynTransient blåhajer r srs bzns, take that shark back :02lurk:

Amiablespecter,

@JoscelynTransient it’s not stealing, it’s a daring rescue

Nikkileah,
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@JoscelynTransient it's an excuse to get another haj! :)

JoscelynTransient,
@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw avatar

@Nikkileah true, really need one for each member of the family, only way to be safe!

beige_alert,

@JoscelynTransient I turned into one of those girls with more than one and thus things like photos of the whole family of them in the back seat of my car and so on so maybe you just need more? 🤣

JoscelynTransient,
@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw avatar

I think I get it now - shork fren is, in fact, good snuggles

runewake2,
@runewake2@hachyderm.io avatar

@JoscelynTransient Blahajellelujah!

sashag,
@sashag@chaosfem.tw avatar

@JoscelynTransient I also have a small and a big one. The small one is called Hajdi, the big is still looking for a name 😊

JoscelynTransient,
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Also, does anyone know how or why the IKEA shark became a trans icon? My wife asked and I was like....I have no idea. But most of the other online trans girls have one?

coleens_,

@JoscelynTransient I wanna know this too

salad_bar_breath,
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faaln,
@faaln@chaosfem.tw avatar

@JoscelynTransient I think it's literally just because our soft friends are blue, white, and pink.

forestpines,
@forestpines@hachyderm.io avatar

@JoscelynTransient I bought my son one before it was a trans icon - in 2017 I think. He still has it and absolutely loves it!

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