AchesAndPains, to HashtagGames
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The Little Drummer Boy started out as a lead guitarist then switched to drums 🥁🥁🥁

dhampirdamsel, to HashtagGames
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Over time, trees have become sentient beings which is why plastic trees have become more popular. Nothing like having a giant tree monster ruining your winter.



AnneTheWriter1, to HashtagGames

:
Santa's elves don't actually make any toys in their workshop. They make designer furniture, then use the profits from the sales of that to buy actual toys.

This way, they don't have to know anything about electronics or software programming, or predict the latest fads in the toy industry, or have their lawyers work out the patent and copyright laws so they would be able to make cheap knock-offs of big-name products.



jasondidner, to HashtagGames
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Christmas was moved to December because Christian kids felt left out of all the Hanukkah festivities.



jasondidner, to HashtagGames
@jasondidner@gardenstate.social avatar

There’s a war on Christmas. Something something red Starbucks cups.



andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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The myth of Santa entering via the chimney was first proliferated by Big Chimney Sweep™️ as a way to drum up sales.


DuchessOfSnork, to HashtagGames
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In Russia, instead of coal, Santa brings a potato to naughty girls and boys.

They call him Spud Nick.


NWBison, to HashtagGames
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Tinsel is a myth.

It’s like the way your grandparents used to tell you how many miles through how much snow they would trudge to forage for tinsel for their tree.

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There are over 1200 incelves on truth social


BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Early Christians co-opted the winter solstice festivals of several pagan traditions in order to more easily absorb those people into their cult.

Wait, that one isn’t a myth.


BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Santa is a multidimensional being capable of existing in hundreds of department stores simultaneously.


CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
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We need a little Christmas, right this very minute, because they seeded Chlorine in drinking water! Wake up sheeple!


AmbularD, to HashtagGames
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Scientists using the latest computer models have projected that if Christmas remains on its current trajectory, it will regressively overtake Thanksgiving by 2030, Halloween by around 2050 and the Fourth of July as early as 2065. Without immediate and drastic reductions in early Christmas hype, Earth may be headed for an irreversible tipping point which once crossed, could render the planet unable to support any other holiday by the end of this century.


BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Christmas is Hanukkah’s over compensating younger brother.


MagentaRocks, to HashtagGames
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The weak looking Charlie Brown Christmas Tree was a plant.


MagentaRocks, to HashtagGames
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The Grinch did not steal Christmas. It was Cindy-Lou Who all along.


CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
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Santa is a commie socialist libtard philanthropist! Wake up sheeple!


TechBean, to HashtagGames
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The people of U.K. eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner.


raineyday,
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@TechBean

It's a festival of violence. They say that human beings only survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. It's barbaric.



MyWoolyMastadon, to HashtagGames
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The Little Drummer Boy was welcomed to the manger to see the Christ child.

The vuvuzela player, well not so much

https://youtu.be/UpPhzl494xA?feature=shared

TechBean, to HashtagGames
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Frosty is a Palpatine clone.

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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you know they started calling it "red light district" cos Rudolph ALWAYS be stoppin' by


diamondlaw, to HashtagGames
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Christmas is actually the Pagan holiday of Saturnalia, which celebrates the winter solstice, and has absolutely nothing to do with any Christian deity’s alleged birthday.


intothewestaway, to HashtagGames



Ask the local kibbutz about the "Virgin" Mary

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The coal in your stocking is actually reindeer poop. With time and pressure it can be turned into a ruby.


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